yup you heard me,
a shark.
now i say this because yesterday at about 11pm i realized i'm some kind of mutant.
i was eating some yummy chips and queso with the family and friends when i felt all of it gunked up in my teeth (yuck!); so i went to the bathroom to get it all cleaned up but i noticed a tortilla bit that was stuck to my left bottom gum, right behind my wisdom tooth.
now part as to why i am a bit of a mutant is that not only are all 4 of my wisdom teeth almost fully grown, but they actually ripped out when i was like in the fourth grade.
so i'm try to scrape this stupid tortilla bit off and i won't budge.
i feel around a bit more and i realize it's too hard to be a tortilla bit.
so i do the logical thing,
scream for my dad to come look at it
(hahaha that is how i solve quite a few problems around here)
and he confirmed what i thought,
I HAVE A TOOTH THAT RIPPED OUT BEHIND MY WISDOM TOOTH.
behind my stupid halfway-grown wisdom tooth!
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so we're gonna start planning my surgery,
and i'm really scared
i don't wanna be out of it
i don't wanna be in pain
i don't wanna be swollen
i don't wanna not be able to eat
i don't wanna not be able to talk
i don't wanna be uncomfortable
plus i actually use my wisdom teeth when i eat,
so it'll be weird when they're gone.
like when i'm bored i make my tongue stretch out far back and run over my bottom ones...it's kinda fun
but soon they'll be gone cause i apparently have rows of teeth like some mutant human-shark
lol